The Afterlife

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other
of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact,
"Honey, honey."

"Is that you, Tom?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning. I have sex. I have breakfast. Off to the
golf course. I have sex. I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice.
I have lunch and another romp around the golf course,
then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, the golf course again, and
then sex until late at night. The next day it starts all over again."

"Oh, Tom you surely must be in heaven!"

"Not exactly. I'm a rabbit in Idaho."

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