CHELSEA FOR PRESIDENT

Chelsea Clinton went off to college and came back home
for the holidays.

Hillary was quite happy to see her daughter and pressed
her for information about college."So, are you enjoying college,
dear?" she asked.

She nodded vigorously.

"And are there boys in college?" Hillary questioned.

Once again, she nodded with a mischievous gleam in her
eyes.

Hillary, unable to resist and curious about her
daughter's activities, went on to ask, "And are you having sex with these
boys?"

Chelsea burst out laughing. After a moment, she
straightened, stared into her mother's eyes and said, "Not according to Dad