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Credit Abie, a rather shy, retiring gentleman who lives southeast, with this one...

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.

Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo of himself in half but accidentally sends her the bottom half of the photo. When he realizes, too late, that he sent the wrong half of the photo, he's really worried but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and decides that she won't notice.

A few weeks later, he received a letter from his grandmother. It read: Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle... It makes your nose look short.
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