Dear Kat,
Unfortunately, Santa is resting right now, and still a little hung over....so he asked me to drop you a line.
According to the Big Guy, you were a very good girl this past year (Santa obviously hasn't seen those internet pictures on your computer). He decided you should get a very special package.
I...and a few of the other elves just happened to be watching as His Jolliness was loading your hefty package, and couldn't help but notice that it contains a very nice variety of chips including quite a few nice obsolete chips and even some illegals.
Since the Sleigh was already packed full and ready to fly, we felt in prudent to utilize the USPS at this time. Your guess on a Tuesday arrival should be right on the button!
Happy Holidays!!!
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