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Beef, a gentleman with a shocking sense of humor, sent this one...
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Two fellows were talking in a bar when the first fellow says, "Hey, what you just said was a Freudian slip!"

The second fellow says, "What? I don't know what you mean."

The first fellow says, "You know, when you say what you are thinking instead of what you intended to say."

The second fellow says, "I still don't know what you mean."

So the first fellow explains, "You know, like when you are standing at an airline ticket counter being helped by a beautiful buxom blonde and you say I'd like two pickets to Tittsburg."

The second fellow replies, "Oh! Now I understand! That happens to me all the time. As a matter of fact, it happened to me yesterday when my wife and I were at the breakfast table and I meant to say Please pass the milk but what actually came out was You lousy b!tch! You've ruined my life!"