Recently, Hillary Clinton was finishing up the day as Senator for the state of New York, when the devil suddenly appeared in her office and made her an offer...

"I am here to offer you a deal," the devil said. "I will give you unlimited wealth, even more power, and a media that will pander to your every whim. In return, all I ask for is your soul, the souls of every member of your family, and the souls of all your constituents."

Hillary pondered for a moment and then asked, "Unlimited wealth and power?"

"Absolutely unlimited," the devil asserted.

"A pandering media?" she asked.

"They'll fall over themselves to support you, no matter what you say or do," the devil assured.

"And you want my soul, my family's souls, and the souls of my constituents?" she asked.

"Yes. All of them." the devil answered.