Overheard in a restroom at a local casino...
She was barely in a sitting position when she heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"
Not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but without thinking she answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"
And, the other person says: "So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? Now she's thinking how it's all just too bizarre, but realizing that many mental cases hang out in restrooms, she says, "Uhhh, I'm like you, just on vacation."
At this point she's just trying to get out as fast as she can when she hears yet another question. "Can I come over?"
Ok. This question is just too weird for her but she figures she can just be polite, end the conversation and get the hell out of the restroom. So she says, "No... I'm a little busy right now!"
Then she hears the person say nervously... "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"
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