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Credit for this one goes to, Jaybee, from out west...

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know all about you. This experience will take everything out of you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
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