For the record, I'm neither Republican nor Democrat. I'm an Independent and vote for the person rather than the party.

REPUBLICAN VERSION

Bill Clinton is running down the street near his upstate NY home, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had.

He goes up to the girl and says, "Little girl, I think that it's wonderful that you're doing such a good thing."

The little girl says, "Thank you, Mr. Clinton. Would you like a puppy? They're Democrats."

Bill declines and jogs onward. The next day Bill jogs past the same girl and decides to talk to her again. "You know what, little girl? I think I'll take one of those puppies after all, seeing as how they're Democrats."

The girl says, "I'm sorry Mr. Clinton, but They're not Democrats any more. They're Republican now."

Bill says, "They are? How do you know? As a matter of fact, how did you know that they were Democrats at first to begin with?"

She says, "Well, just after they were born they were Democrats, but now their eyes are open."

DEMOCRAT VERSION

George Bush is running down the street near his Kennebunkport home, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had.

He goes up to the girl and says, "Little girl, I think that it's wonderful that you're doing such a good thing."

The little girl says, "Thank you, Mr. Bush. Would you like a puppy? They're Republicans."

George declines and jogs onward. The next day George jogs past the same girl and decides to talk to her again. "You know what, little girl? I think I'll take one of those puppies after all, seeing as how they're Republicans."

The girl says, "I'm sorry Mr. Bush, but they're not Republicans any more. They're Democrats."

George says, "They are? How do you know? As a matter of fact, how did you know that they were Republicans at first to begin with?"

She says, "Well, just after they were born they were Republicans, but now their eyes are open."