Tomorrow is Election Day, so I thought I'd share this pair of Clinton jokes...

Bill Clinton is walking a small dog around his New York neighborhood early one morning.

He walks it past a neighbor who is raking leaves and asks "Mr. President, is that a new dog?"

Clinton smiles, and replies, "Why yes, I got it for my wife."

The guy looks down at the dog, then looks up with a smile and says, "Excellent trade, sir."

and this one...

Hillary Rodham Clinton is shaking hands with the voters in New York a few days before Election Day.

"Pleased to meet you," says one old man, "I've heard a lot about you in the past few years."

Hillary replies with a laugh, "Well, you can't prove any of it!"