Just got this email. You gotta love the first one. Others good too. (There are five more Comprehending Engineer jokes, but not so good.)

Subject: Three Cheers, Three Beers! Engineers, engineers!

> Comprehending Engineers -Joke #1 (best joke)
>
> An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and
> said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a
> beautiful princess".
> He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
> The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
> beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
> The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it
> to the pocket.
> The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess,
> I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
> Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into
> his pocket.
> Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter with you? I've told you I'm a
> beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you
> want. Why won't you kiss me?"
> The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a
> girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool.

>
> Comprehending Engineers - Joke #2
>
> A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
> particularly slow group of golfers.
> The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for
> 15 minutes!"
> The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!"
> The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greenskeeper.
> Let's have a word with him."
> [DRAMATIC PAUSE]
> "Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us?
> They're rather slow, aren't they?"
> The greenskeeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters.
> They lost their sight saving our clubhouse
> from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
> The group was silent for a moment.
> The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for
> them tonight."
> The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist
> buddy and see if there's anything he can do for
> them."
> The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"

>
> Comprehending Engineers - Joke #3
>
> To the optimist, the glass is half full.
> To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
> To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
>
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Robert