His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh

His brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh

His brother who worked at a convenience store - Stop n Gogh

His slow brother - S. Car Gogh

His grandfather from Yugoslavia - U. Gogh

His cousin from Illinois - Chica Gogh

His magician uncle - Where-diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin - A mee Gogh

His nephew who drove a stage coach - Wells Far Gogh

His constipated uncle - Cant Gogh

His ballroom dancing aunt - Tang Gogh

His bird lover uncle - Flamin Gogh

His nephew psychoanalyst - E Gogh

His gay cousin - Man Gogh

His who taught positive thinking - Way-to Gogh

His little bouncy nephew - Poe Gogh

His sister who loved disco - Go Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in a motor home - Winnie Bay Gogh