I received this from several people, among them: Geodie from out west and Abie, a gentleman who lives southeast...

Two little boys, Johnnie and Mikie, are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.

Johnnie leans over and asks Mikie, "What are you in here for?"

Mikie says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

Johnnie says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, it's all over. It's a breeze."

Mikie then asks, "What are you here for?"

Johnnie says, "A circumcision."

Mikie replies, "Whoa! Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year."