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A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

He asks the young sergeant why the camel is kept there.

The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Molly The Camel."

The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I do understand about urges, so the camel can stay."

About a month later, the captain starts having his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain climbs up the ladder, and, well you get the picture... Even the sergeant had to turn away.

Gasping for breath, the captain asks the sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"

"Um, no, not really, sir... They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."