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Beef, a lighthearted soul who lives southeast, is responsible for this one...

A woman posted a personals ad in the newspaper that stated:

"Looking for man with these qualifications: won't beat me up, or run away from me and is great in bed."

She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad and met someone perfect at her door one day...

The man said, "Hi, I'm Ron. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."

So she asks, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"

Ron replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"