EllieMae, a gracious lady from the Deep South, is responsible for this one...

Two best friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten a trifle over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to piddle, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them, having no tissue to wipe with, thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to use the ribbon as a wipe.

Once both girls finished, they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl's nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!"

"That's nothing!" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her a$$ that said: From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."