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Credit for this one goes to Beef, a gentleman who lives southeast...

The Hearing-Impaired Genie

One evening a drunk walks into a bar, sits down, and happens to notice a 12" tall man standing on the bar...

Astonished, the drunk asks the guy next to him, "What the hell is that?"

The guy next to him replies, "He's a pianist!"

To which the drunk replies, "That's bullsh!t! You're pulling my leg!"

So the guy next to him picks up the 12" man, grabs some books, and props the little man up at the piano.

Sure enough, this tiny little man starts hammerin' out all the favorite tunes of the bar's patrons.

Stunned, the drunk asks, "That little guy is cool, where did you get him?"

The guy told the drunk how he had found a genie bottle out in the back alley, rubbed it 'til a genie appeared, and granted him one wish.

The drunk bolts out the back door, finds the bottle, and starts rubbing it... All of a sudden, a genie pops out and and announces that he'll grant him one wish.

Slurring his words, the drunk asks, "I wish for a million bucks."

All of a sudden, the sky turns black and overhead a million ducks come flying overhead, defecating all over him.

The drunk runs back inside and begins cursing, "You b@stard! I found that genie bottle and wished for a million bucks and all of a sudden there are a million ducks crapping all over my new suit."

The guy starts laughing and wildly exclaims, "You don't really think I wished for a 12-inch pianist, do you?"
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