Two bored casino workers are waiting for business at their crap table, when an attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrives. To their surprise, she puts down a $20,000 bet on a single roll of the dice.

"I hope you don't mind,” she says, “but I always feel much luckier when I play topless."

With that, she strips to the waist; rubs the dice between her ample boobs; yells, "Come On, Baby! Southern Girl needs new clothes!” … and rolls.

As the dice came to a stop, she begins jumping up-and-down and squealing, "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She then proceeds to hug each of the dealers, picks up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departs.

The dealers are left staring at each other, dumfounded. Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?"

The other answers, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

Moral ---
Not all Southerners are stupid; not all blondes are dumb; but, all men ... are men.