Subject: Driver's license tells all
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>A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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>"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
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>"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied.
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>"It's not polite."
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>"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
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>"Now really," the mother says,
>"those are personal questions and are really none of your business."
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>Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
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>"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"
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>The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play."My Mom >won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.
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>"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers >license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it."
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>Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you >are, you are 32."
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>The mother is surprised and asks,
>"How did you find that out?
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>"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
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>The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you >find that out?"
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>"And," the little girl says triumphantly,
>"I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
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>"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"
>"Because you got an F in sex."
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