A blonde and a red-head were fishing across the stream from eachother. The red-head noticed that the blonde was catching fish just left and right and she wasn't catching any at all.

She says to the blonde, you're really doing well on your side. How do you get over to the other side of this stream.

The blonde answers--You dummy! You're on the other side!

Did you know that a red-head is a blonde from hell? I had a red-head tell me both of these. She is gone now, but was a really neat lady.