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Diary of a Blonde Newlywed

Monday
Dear Diary: It's fun to cook for Ron. Today I made an angel food cake.
The recipe said to beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice
enough to lend me some extra bowls.

Tuesday
Dear Diary: Ron wanted fruit salad. The recipe said to serve without
dressing, so I didn't dress. What a surprise when Ron brought a friend
home for dinner.

Wednesday
Dear Diary: A good day for rice. The recipe said to wash thoroughly
before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly, but I took a bath anyway.
I can't say it helped the rice any.

Thursday
Dear Diary: Today Ron asked for a salad again. I tried a new recipe that
said to prepare the ingredients and lay on a bed of lettuce an hour before
serving. Ron asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

Friday
Dear Diary: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a
bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe.
When I got back, everything was the same as when I left it.

Saturday
Dear Diary: Ron did the shopping today and brought home a chicken and
asked me to dress it for Sunday. Oh boy! For some reason Ron keeps
counting to ten.

Sunday
Dear Diary: Ron's folks came to dinner today. I wanted to serve roast, but
all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the
hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out
as hamburger, much to my disappointment.

Goodnight Dear Diary: This has been a very exciting week. I am eager
for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe for Ron. If I can talk
Ron into buying me a larger oven, I am going to surprise him with a
chocolate moose...