Not only are poker rooms failing, but you just hadda go and remind me that comedy clubs and cigar bars have all but faded into oblivion.

There's NO way you can say the world's a better place without poker, comedy, and a good cigar.

(Right, Doug?)

Okay... it's off to the Dodger game!

"Los Angeles is a wonderful city. If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake." - Groucho