"You've just had your twelfth baby, ma'am. What are you going to name this one?"

"Phil."

"But you named your last eleven Phil"

"Yeah its great. I say 'Phil go clean the room,' they all go clean their room. I say 'Phil come for dinner,' and they all come for dinner."

"But what if you only want one of them?"

"Oh! Then I call them by their last names."