What a mess this thing is making...

OH well... on the lighter side...

A guy comes across a genie who will grant him three wishes.. however, there is a catch. Whatever he wishes for, the genie will double it for his wife.

No problem for the man as he makes his first wish for 100 million dollars. The genie grants the wish a provides his wife with 200 million.

The man then wishes for mansion in which to live and one again the wish is granted and his wife receives her part.

For his final wish the man then looks at the genie and says: "OK, now I wish you to beat me half to death".