Dragnet, a gentleman who lives southeast, sent this one...

A tour bus driver is driving with a busload of casino-bound senior citizens down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little elderly woman.

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch he asks the little old woman again, "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?"

"We can't chew them because we have no teeth." she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"

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The elderly woman replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."

(It DOES pay to be careful around old people!)