Earl and Clyde were out in their boat fishing, when they found a lamp floating in the water.

Earl reached out, picked it up and rubbed it, causing a genie to explode from the lamp.

Unfortunately, it was a very low-level genie and could only grant one wish.

They thought for a few minutes and then agreed that they'd wish for the entire lake to be made of the best beer in the world.

With a poof! the wish was granted. All of a sudden, Clyde became really angry.

"Dammit, Earl! Now we have to p!ss in the boat!"
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