Subject: Fw: Nursing Home

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> One day, while going to the store, I passed a nursing home. On the front
> lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a
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> unusual, but continued on my way to the store.
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> On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old
> ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me
> and I went inside to talk to the manager. "Do you know there are six
> ladies
> lying naked on your front lawn?"
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> "Yes," she said. "They are retired prostitutes, and they are having a yard
> sale."
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