Well, on Mondays they take turns washing my car. On Thursday, one cleans the pool while the other mows the yard and on Sunday we all meet at an undisclosed location to eat BBQ and decide what our secret agenda will be for the coming week. I think you will probably be on top of the list this afternoon.

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