As I was retrieving a shopping cart in Wal-Mart yesterday, a particularly unkempt, unattractive and mean spirited woman, who actually reeked of body odor, pushed me aside.

Shoving past me, the woman snarled at her kids, almost knocking another woman down, grabbed the first cart and swung it around hitting an older man working there as one of the "Welcome to Wal-Mart" greeters.

As she pulled the cart away from the greeter's stomach, the greeter, in a kind and calming voice while gesturing towards the two children, asked her, "Are they twins?"

Glaring at him, she snapped back saying, "No, you old fool, the brat's 9 and the little witch is 7. Are you so blind you think they look alike?"

"No", replied the greeter calmly, "I just find it hard believe that two guys were willing to lay down with you."