Subject: A Kansas Farmer in Hell
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> >
> >
> > A farmer from the wheat fields of Kansas dies and
> > goes to hell. Once
> > there,the Devil notices that this farmer is not
> > suffering like the rest of
> > his inhabitants. He checks his gauges and sees
> > that it's 95 degrees and
> > about 80% humidity.
> >
> > So he goes to the farmer and asks why he's so
> > happy. The farmer replies,"I
> > like it here. It's just like plowing my fields in
> > June."
> >
> > Unhappy with the farmer's response, the devil goes
> > back to his controls and
> > turns the temperature up to 105 degrees and 90%
> > humidity.
> >
> > After making the adjustment, the devil goes
> > looking for the farmer. Finding
> > him just as happy as can be, the Devil
> > frustratingly asks the farmer again
> > why he's so happy. "This is even better now! It's
> > like pulling weeds in the
> > fields during July!" says the farmer.
> >
> > The Devil, now quite upset and deciding to make
> > the farmer really suffer,
> > returns to his controls and cranks the! heat up to
> > 115 degrees and the
> > humidity to 100%.
> >
> > "Now we'll see if that farmer is smiling!" he
> > thinks as he goes looking for
> > the farmer again. Finding him sitting on the floor
> > happy as ever, the Devil
> > is madder than before. When he asks the farmer why
> > he's happy now, the
> > farmer answers, "This is great, it's just like
> > driving the combine in
> > August!"
> >
> > That was enough for the Devil. Running back to his
> > controls, he turns the
> > temperature down to a freezing 45 degrees below
> > zero. Within a matter of
> > minutes, the pools of molten brimstone begin to
> > ice over.
> >
> > "Let's see what that farmer has to say about
> > this," snickers the Devil to
> > himself. To his surprise, the Devil returns to
> > find the farmer running
> > around and jumping for joy, yelling at the top of
> > his lungs: "The Chiefs won
> > the SuperBowl! I can't believe it! The Chiefs won
> > the SuperBowl!"