Jaybee, from out west, is responsible for this one...
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the window, "I want to open a f__in' savings account."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you What did you say?"
"Get the sh!t out of your ears Lady. I said I want to open a f__in' savings account now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation and the manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There ain't no f__in' problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the f__in' lottery and I want to put my money in this f__in' bank."
"I see," says the manager, "and is this b!tch giving you a hard time?"
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