...a VERY strong feeling that neither of us could win both, (and just as strong a feeling that you don't even OWN a ping pong table), it's probably best that you don't bother going through the effort of clearing off the pool table. Although I'd be delighted to play some recreational pool with you, I doubt I could give you much of a game.

(Well... maybe with a 6 ball spot in 8-ball.)

If the planets are in the correct alignment, I may actually make the game tonight. Dead money coming!!!