Blue Diamond, from out west, sent this one...

Two blonde girls were talking and one couldn't help but notice how pretty and beautiful the other's skin was.

So she asked her outright what made her skin so soft and beautiful.

"Well, once a week I fill the bathtub with milk and just soak in it."

So the blonde went to a dairy farm and told to the farmer. "I'd like to buy a lot of milk."

"How much?" asked the farmer.

"Well, quite a lot because I'm going to soak in it."

He asked, "Pasteurized?"

"Um, no... just up to my boobies."