http://www.lasvegassun.com/sunbin/stories/nevada/2006/jul/29/072910290.html

Some dope from Harvard's Graduate Shool of Design (?) has made a replica of the "Welcome To Las Vegas" sign with cards, dice, 1800 chips all paid for by some super GLUE company. Sigh.

"It's like brain surgery," he said. "I didn't even know if it was possible."

I got your brain surgery right here, pal. Hoping the chips came from GSS.

It hangs above the stage in the Rio hotel-casino's convention center, where more than 8,500 poker players are competing in the main event of the World Series of Poker tournament.

I'm hoping this dangnab chipnapper is standing under the sign when one of the football players from Nebraska's School of Indiscriminate Gunfire takes a bead on the sign's wire and ...