RED NECK WENT TO SEE A PSYCHIATRIST

Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time =
I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think =
I'm going crazy."

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. =
"Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid =
of those fears."

"How much do you charge?""Eighty dollars per visit, replied =
the doctor."

"I'll sleep on it," said Bubba.Six months later the doctor met =
Bubba on the street.

"Why didn't you ever come to see about those fears you were =
having?"

asked the psychiatrist.

"Well eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an =
awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to =
have saved all that money I went and bought me a new pickup!"

"Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under =
there now!!!"
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