I don't usually post or pass on jokes. But this one, which I just received by email, is quite clever. The older members will like it.

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>I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should start out dead
>and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old age home
>feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too
>healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a
>gold watch on your first day.
>You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
>You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
>ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid,
>you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and
>then...
>
>You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
>conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every
>day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case..

Robert