THE LADIES TEE......
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>It was a sunny morning, a little before 8.00 am, on the first hole of a
>busy course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my
>upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker,
>"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!"
>
>I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my
>routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
>
>Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the WOMAN'S tee kindly back up to
>the men's tee."
>
>I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man
>yelled,"WOULD THE MAN ON THE WOMAN'S TEE BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE,
>PLEASE!!!"
>
>I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back... "WOULD THE
>A...HOLE WITH THE MICROPHONE KINDLY KEEP QUIET AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND