JayBee, my friend from out west, sent me this one a few weeks ago.
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One Nation, "Under GOD"

One day, a high school student was sitting in a classroom.

The Teacher was explaining evolution to the children.

The Teacher asked the student:

Teacher: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

Tommy: Yes

Teacher: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

Tommy: Yes.

Teacher: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

Tommy: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later)Yes, I saw the sky.

Teacher: Did you see GOD?

Tommy: No.

Teacher: That's my point. We can't see GOD because HE isn't there. HE just doesn't exist.

Sally spoke up wanting to ask the boy some questions. The Teacher agreed.

Sally: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

Tommy: Yes

Sally: Tommy do you see the grass outside?

Tommy: Yessssss!

Sally: Did you see the sky?

Tommy: Yessssss!

Sally: Tommy, do you see the Teacher ?

Tommy: Yes

Sally: Do you see her brain?

Tommy: No.

Sally: Then according to what we were taught today, she doesn't have one.

Heavenly Father, please bless the person reading this...