A Mexican, and Iraqi and a good ol' boy from Kentucky, were drinking beers at a bar.

The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He turns to the others and says,"In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. Turning to the others, he says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glass that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Kentucky boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass.

Twirling his six-shooter, he says, "In America we got us so many illegals that we don't have to drink with the same ones more 'n' once."

God Bless America!!!