Blue Diamond, a gentleman from out west, sent this one...

The Wedding Invitation

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girl friend and I had been dating for over a year and decided to get married.

There was only one thing bothering me: her beautiful younger sister. My sister-in-law-to-be was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts and went bra-less.

One day she called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she told me she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She said she wanted to make love to me just once before I married her sister.

Of course I was totally shocked and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going up stairs to my bedroom but if you want one last wild fling, come up and join me."

I was stunned as I watched her go up the stairs. At the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight out the front door to my car.

Lo and behold! My entire future family was standing outside, all of them clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We're so happy that you've passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always, always, ALWAYS - keep your condoms in your car.