> > A teenage granddaughter
> > comes downstairs for her date
> > with this see-through blouse on and no bra.
> > Her grandmother just pitched a fit,
> > telling her not to dare go out like that!
> > The teenager tells her
> > "Loosen up Grams.
> > These are modern times.
> > You gotta let your rose buds show!"
> > and out she goes.
> > The next day the teenager comes down stairs,
> > and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.
> > The teenager wants to die.
> > She explains to her grandmother
> > that she has friends coming over
> > and that it is just not appropriate.....
> > The grandmother says,
> > "Loosen up,
> > Sweetie.
> > If you can show off your rose buds,
> > then I can display my hanging baskets.
> >
> > Happy Gardening.
> > (This is too funny not to share!)