Subject: Midlife Crisis

Married 35 years, I took a look at my wife one day
and said, "Honey, 35 years ago, we had a cheap
apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and
watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to
sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now,
we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma
screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 60 year old
woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your
side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to
go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would
make sure that I would once again be living in
a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
on a sofa bed...............

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