Beef, a gentleman who lives a bit south, sent this one...

The owner of a general store hired a young female clerk who wore very short skirts.

One day a young man entered the store, glanced at the clerk in her short skirt, and then noticed a loaf of raisin bread on the top shelf behind the counter.

"I’d like some raisin bread, please," the young man requested politely.

The girl got the ladder and climbed up to get the raisin bread. The young man was standing directly under her and was getting quite a show.

As she retrieved the bread, a small group of male customers gathered where the young man stood so that they could also get a peek.

Soon, one by one, they each asked for the raisin bread.

On the fifth trip up the ladder, she was getting very tired and annoyed.

Looking down from the top of the ladder, she noticed an elderly man standing with the others. She looked at him and asked, "Is yours raisin too?"

"No," croaked the old man, "But it’s starting to twitch a little!"