I received several versions of the following. Dragnet, a gentleman who lives south, deserves credit for one of them.

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about enlarging her breasts.

He told her, "Everyday when you get out of the shower, rub your breasts and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

So she did this faithfully for several months, and it worked! She now had noticeably larger breasts!

One morning she was running late and when she was on the bus she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her new look and didn't want go back to being flat-chested.

So she got up, right in the middle of the bus, and said, "Scooby doobie doobies I want bigger boobies."

A guy was sitting nearby and asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?"

She responded, "Why yes, I do. How did you know?"

He leaned toward her and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..."