An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an
evening of Church services when she was startled by an
intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home
of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and
be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins
may be forgiven.)

The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called
the police and explained what she had done. As the officer
cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why
did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a
scripture to you."

"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax
and Two 38's!"

"In God We Trust"
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