A pompous minister was seated next to a hillbilly on a flight across the country.

Once the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The hillbilly asked for a whiskey, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely ravaged by brazen harlots than let liquor touch these lips."

The hillbilly then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "Sh!t! Me too. I didn't know we got us a choice."
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