OK short story, its true

I have a cousin who works for the NY DEC, while on his way to work one day. Two young women had stopped in the road to watch a turtle cross the road. They were watching the turtle and said "Poor turtle", my cousin said "New York DEC", don't worry ladies. I'll take care of the turtle, he put the turtle in the back of his truck (smiles were on the ladies faces) and drives away with the turtle.

As he put the turtle in back of his truck, he thought to his self, "Boy, Bob is going to have some good eating tonight"