After hearing strange noises in my backyard, I decided to let my three Siberian Guard Dogs (Not! ) out to investigate and protect my life and property. They ran this little burgler up a tree, and there he sits even now. All you have to do is look into those criminal eyes to see that he was after my Nevada Club collection. After an exhausting inventory, I have determined that no chips are missing, and the suspect will be free to escape under cover of tonight's darkness.