It is Spring in the cold Northwoods and all creatures are coming out of hybernation including Ole. He is bored and restless and with the encouragement of his beloved wife, Lena and old friend and pal, Sven, he enrolls in a science 101 class at the local community college in his continuing desire for higher education. Professor Torvold, says," in our experiment, we put a worm in water and another worm in whiskey.. The worm in water is healthy, active and swimming around.The worm in whiskey is already dead. What does that prove to you?" Ole waves his hand and says, " Vell, it proves dat if you drink vhiskey, you don't have vorms." Nancy Borquist Olson Portland, Oregon R-5436