Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the
teacher asked the children what their fathers did for
a living. All the typical answers came up-fireman,
policeman, salesman, etc...

Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so
the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and
takes off all his clothes in front of other men."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
hurriedly set the other children to work on some
coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is
that really true about your father?"

"No," said Johnny, "He pitches for the Chicago Cubs,
but I was too embarrassed to say so."

(Altered but stolen without permission from Buffalo Chips.)